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Offer valid only in the Solar System. Invalid where prohibited. Must have pulse and at least 8 chromosomes to place order. Do not view if you are subject to back pains, heart problems, are pregnant, or have a history of high cholesterol. Side effects include blindness, spontanous combustion of the monitor, explosive diarhea, airbone chlamydia, impotence, and sterility. The manufacturer does not hold any responsibility associated with physical side effects or social side effets such as embarrasment, hate mail, death threats, etc. Not approved by the FDA. If you have any questions or comments, please don't contact us at bubba2262@hotmail.com. Copyright Nov. 2005.